Meet Mr. Rhubarb plant. He lives in the back yard and has TURNED INTO A MONSTER. It's like, 3 feet wide and 3 feet tall. He is the size of a morbidly obese child. I'm thinking I should probably chop off a few stalks and eat them or something but I don't know how to go about this almost murderous business. Any tips?
"Rawwrrr I'm HUGE" said the immensely pleased rhubarb plant.
Oh, and this is Paul the Rhubarb Fairy. New creation... check him out in my place of biz-nass.
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