Saturday, December 06, 2008

Warning Signs

Apparently the government is getting trigger-happy and are making new signs to illustrate warnings/disasters/accidents. You know, like those inserts they want you to read on the plane. Fortunately they are so ambiguous that they have given rise to a whole website of hilarious interpretations on this site. Here are a few, enjoy the rest at that site.
If your intended destination is suddenly vaporized,
consider pulling over and watching the cool light show.


If you are trapped with no hope of being found,
amuse yourself in your final moments with shadow puppets.
If a door is closed, karate chop it open.

2 comments:

BriKi said...

i really like the government link. I don't know what mountain lions in the jungle have to do with disaster readiness, but I'm sold.:P

Hannah said...

Oh I know, the childrens versions of things always make the least sense but totally rock harder than the adult versions. It's always best to do things the child way (menus, clothing, food).