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E-mail has either gotten classier or stranger from all the medication these people must be pumped up on and then trying to sell. I previewed an e-mail "Love Objects" as the subject, out of curiosity of course, when I found this surrounding pictures of various kinds of viagra (who knew there were so many shapes, sizes and colors!?). Apparently all this poetry gibberish nonesense is supposed to get me to purchase $1.60 worth of female viagra (which does...?).



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These people are funny. I want to meet them, befriend them and then watch their lives spiral out of control as they get addicted to viagra. Oh, and they can't spell either.