Monty, the Pee-Master

I've been wracking my brains, trying to come up with a way to keep Monty's urine off of my bed, my closet or anything else he fancies a pee on when he's getting some much need exercise. I've tried to baracade him in the entryway of the house where it's tile and I can clean anything up quickly. I've tried giving him a litter box which worked for a couple of days and then not so much, and now this time I'm trying something new.

I bought a baby onesie.. I don't know they right name, but you get the idea. I got it at Hot Topic in the mall the other day, I figured that for 9 dollars it's worth a try. My idea was to put his fluffy highness in it and then sew some terrycloth in the rear for absorption and then he can pee where ever he wants.
I couldn't figure out why no one else had tried this. So, I put him in it and then marked how much I'd need to take in. I used the new sewing machine to do all of that and I just sewed in the padding. I put him back in it and he's definitely not happy.

Not only do his back legs not fit in it properly but he's really got no shoulders so he pops right out of the neck hole. So I took him out and now he's grooming himself like mad, trying to restore whatever dignity he has left.

Back to the drawing board I guess...