Thong-man

This guy apparently lives by the school on the street somewhere. There is something like a parking lot for the apartments in the area and I guess he spends all day washing the cars there. He's got their keys but he looks pretty homeless... or at least homely. Plus, he's got some sort of weird underwear/jock strap/sling system that keeps appearing as his pants sag.

He looks so peaceful sleeping on whoever's motorcycle this is.